And now for our traditional posting of the thoughts of our Christmastide chronicler, Mr. R. Herrick, on Twelfth Night. What’s that you say? We’ve never posted Mr. Herrick’s thoughts on Twelfth Night before? What a gap there is between the mind and the fingers! That must be why, much to my amazement, all the excellent posts I thought of over Christmas have not magically appeared here.
Ah well no regrets: Mr. Herrick would not approve. May you all find a bean or a pea in your plum cakes and be free from offense in this glad new year!

The Bean King and Other Revelers in David Teniers the Younger's "On Twelfth Night"
Twelfth Night: Or, King and Queen
Now, now the mirth comes
With the cake full of plums,
Where bean’s the king of the sport here ;
Beside we must know,
The pea also
Must revel, as queen, in the court here.
Begin then to choose,
This night as ye use,
Who shall for the present delight here,
Be a king by the lot,
And who shall not
Be Twelfth-day queen for the night here.
Which known, let us make
Joy-sops with the cake ;
And let not a man then be seen here,
Who unurg’d will not drink
To the base from the brink
A health to the king and queen here.
Next crown a bowl full
With gentle lamb’s wool :
Add sugar, nutmeg, and ginger,
With store of ale too ;
And thus ye must do
To make the wassail a swinger.
Give then to the king
And queen wassailing :
And though with ale ye be whet here,
Yet part from hence
As free from offence
As when ye innocent met here.
-Robert Herrick



From the sound of his vita, Hubert was pretty much your average member of the medieval nobility. Perhaps that is why, though mainly forgotten now, he was a popular saint in the Middle Ages, if not “The Popular Saint of the Middle Ages.”



